Surprise! I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me, but not just yet. While I was on the way to transitioning out of the culinary-comfort-come-recap game, Jonathan’s rippling biceps picked up the phone and begged me to do one final farewell tour.

And who can say no to Jonathan’s biceps, amirite?

“Ben, I beg. You know our queen is busy raising a future icon of the game at the mo, so the crew just needs a little bit of stability. Which only you, ironically, can provide,” he implored through the phone, his voice as rich and glorious as mahogany.

My love JLP was in crisis, so I got on the plane for one last cook-up for the cast-offs of Titans V Rebels. And a glorious 47 day island holiday with Zaddy Jonathan by my side. 

Will this rebadged version of Champions V Contenders lead to the privileged players once again dominating? Or will the rebels finally show that an underdog (that doesn’t try to legalise incest) can win? Well, you’ll just have to watch to find out.

And then join us each Sunday as we recap the week that was, and eat our feelings in preparation for the one ahead. 

📷: Channel 10.


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