The winner takes it all

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Pack your sponges, people, because – look over there! – Monsoon season is back! And they are bringing the whole damn royal court with them! Yes, Drag Race is finally doing an all winners showdown!

Eight former champions from across Ru’s own franchises are following in BeBe’s well heeled feet for the chance to win another crown. And out of respect for Ben DeLa Creme, I am so excited to see it.

Will The Viv show the US girls who is boss? Will Raja continue to serve iconic runways? Will Trinity slay the game and make me root for her despite myself? Will Yvie add a third crown to the Oddly family cabinet? Or will Shea just win because she is the best?

Given – spoiler alert – Ru has zero intentions of eliminating the dolls this season (rightly so, TBH), I’m going to do things a little differently and feed the dolls in reverse alphabetical order based on who has the least challenge wins. So barring a dominating start to the competition, we’ll be seeing Yvie after Episode #2.

Who do you think will be crowned the one queen to rule them all? Sound off in the comments below.

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¡Que suene la música!

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With Australian Survivor close to wrapping up and Ru surprisingly quiet on the All Stars / Down Under front, I decided to dip my toe back into Drag Race España.

Plus, if I learnt anything from Choriza May – who taught me MANY a thing – it is that Supremme, Anna and the Javiers *swoon* know how to turn a season and as such, this is another one not to be missed.

Sabes que con mis mediocres habilidades en español, junto con la intensa belleza del Español Pit Crew, mantendré mis ojos en su premio. Mientras espero que alguien más domine como Carmen Farala, pero encante como Arantxa Castilla La Mancha, ¡no me importa, porque sé que todos matarán!

Who will be the first to go? Check back next Sunday for all the deets.

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Drop the four a little bit more

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After more than a year wallowing in the off-season, Survivor made its triumphant return last year complete with a few little nips and tucks as it entered its 40s (but you know, drop that 4)!

Less days meant less rewards, creating a brutal environment as the castaways were forced to utter nonsense phrases, risk their votes, steal advantages or my personal favourite, theatrically smash a clock with a hammer to go full Cher-cuterie and turn back time.

And well, Jeffy Pop loved it so much, they’re doing it all again for 42 (or again, two, depending on whether Jeff wants us to drop the four again)!

Who will follow in Erika’s footsteps and book their eligibility for Winners at War two? Check back next week for the first batch of culinary comfort!

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Rectangle girls versus the world!

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Drag Race has oft been referred to by RuPaul herself as the Olympics of Drag, so it was only a matter of time before the franchises crossed-over for the ultimate, international battle royale.

That being said, I would argue that the iconic band Dragometry also inspired RuPaul to battle the World, but I’ve digressed. Mainly so I could include this majesty …

Nine queens from across the globe – including a dang HOST – will descend on sunny ol’ England to face off to take the inaugural global crown back to their country.

More importantly, it will give us the chance to continue some time honoured traditions throughout the franchise. Will Cheryl continue her week-to-week mediocrity? Will the artist formerly known as Monique be brown cow stunning? Will Jimbo rock an epic breastplate? And will Juju make it to the end yet again (only to place 2nd to 4th)?

No matter what happens, I know we’re in for an epic season. And when it is done, we will definitely feel – dare I say it – much betta!

Who will be the first one to go? Check back next week (remember, I’m no longer a spoil sport) to find out. Well, if you somehow miss the episode.

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Love. Will love keep them together?

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TBH, I don’t think it will but like 10, I live for a dramatic musical cue so just let me roll with this, ok?

But why don’t I think love will keep the Australian Survivor: Blood V Water castaways together? Because when it comes to tribal – or is that tribunal, Chrissy? – council, everyone will be thinking of voting out anyone, babe. Whenever!

None more so than Queen, icon, LEGEND – Sandra Diaz-Twine who is once again going for the triple crown. This time more than willing to boot her own daughter to snatch the win. Because again, she is a Queen.

Side note: could you imagine if Probst was here for the inevitable ShE voTEd OuT hEr DaugHTEr!?

Will Sandra or one of the other former players take out the win? Iconic flame-outs Sam and Andy seem primed to implement what they learned from their first season while Sam’s husband Mark seems like he will be just as kind and strong as last time. Now, with official DILF status.

Or maybe it will be one of the newbies that will join Kristie, Jericho, Shane, Pia, David and Hayley in the winner’s circle? (Ideally, King Khanh).

Well, either way, you’ll just have to wait and see – I feel we’re in for a bumpy ride! And as always, I’ll be loitering around to provide the castaways culinary comfort after their torch has been snuffed! Who will join me first? Check back tomorrow!

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They’re coming for the Omi-crown

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Just when I thought I’d be back jaunting around the globe to see my friends in time for my favourite season of all – awards, obvi – that jagged little variant arrived on the scene and for another year, I’ll only be able to focus my attentions on supporting my fave reality cast-offs as they process their losses.

But don’t worry about me, it is something I love and deeply fulfils me – spiritually, emotionally and physically.

Does it help that Jonathan, Jeffrey and Nico are a trio of babes and Ru comes prepared with the Pit Crew? Sure. Is that the reason I do this civic duty? No. I just care greatly about helping contestants navigate their newfound fame and ride their coattails to renewed fame.

But enough about me, because Ru is pumping out another season of the OG Drag Race and as such, I am ready to rock. Variants be damned! Because I’m what? Triple vaccinated.

Who will be the first to sashay away as quickly as they arrived (pending a return of the Porkchop Loading Dock, obvi)? You’ll just have to check back next week for the first recap of the season.

And let me assure you, like ‘rona, it may be a new year, but I’ll still be up to my usual shit. And by shit, food with a side of smut.

But seriously, just go watch the episode – I’ve wasted enough of your time!

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Ho Canada!

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Once again, the gay Gods are keeping us fed as yet another franchise returns to our screens in the form of Canada’s Drag Race.

Remember those quaint early years when there was such a thing as an off season?

While we’re tragically losing Queen Stacey McKenzie and zaddy Jeffrey from the panel, I have faith that Brooke will still be able to serve us another season of the meatiest Canadian bacon ever.

So strap in or on, whatever you’d prefer, and get ready to be dazzled by the lights of the north. Hopefully with even more denim, Celine, poutine and the Pit Crew most likely to flood my basement and leave me dripping.

Check back next week as we’re joined by the first queen to get the boot.

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But really, UK hun?

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Let me start by saying, I am trying real hard to stop myself from just writing every lyric and my fingers are hovering precariously of b, i, n, g, a and o. I mean, it isn’t really relevant in the slightest but I at least want the fact I am not giving in to temptation acknowledged.

But that isn’t why you’re here, is it?

RuPaul’s Drag Race UK is back and well, that seems like something to celebrate based on their killer previous seasons. Plus it has been a ‘ella va’year and we could all use some right, camp fun.

And well if you don’t like it – the cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption! – we’ll still be writing about it, so apologies in advance, babes.

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It’s a new dawn – but is it FFGC Sierra or Thomas?

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After the world’s longest off season, which TBH, could easily be a phrase used to describe the pandemic, Survivor is back. And while we all feel like survivors just for getting through the day at this point – looking at you Melbourne, with your lockdown/earthquake combo yesterday – having dear Jiffy Pop back on the screen will perk us up collectively.

While the thankfully themeless Survivor 41 is a shorter season due to Ms Rona, Survivor is Survivor and we’ve been promised a new dawn. Which makes me shiver with anticipation, rather than concern.

So once again, buckle in, sit back and get ready for the madness of our coverage as I join the castaways post-boot to offer culinary comfort and casual chastising.

Who will be the first to go? Well watch the show and then check back here next Wednesday!

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Who’s going to Cloncurry the most favour?

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It feels like forever since we’ve had the glorious guns of my dear Jonathan LaPaglia on our screens, doesn’t it? Thankfully the painfully long, briefly Osher-replaced absence is over as the latest battle royale of Australian Survivor returns in mere hours.

And oh yes, you better believe that like Big Kev before me, I’m excited!

This year we’re trading out Champions for Brawn and Contenders with Brains, to find out who will reign supreme. And more importantly, we’ll soon find out which ripped, straight guy will win me over despite my usual tastes – aka powerful, sassy icons like Shonee, Fenella, Shane, Sandra, Tina, Cirie, Pia, JaQueen et al – all because of a little nudie run?

(Hey, it worked for Chappies on Survivor South Africa but a few weeks ago and it will work again).

Thankfully despite the myriad of restrictions, I was once again able to lounge around the bush with JLP awaiting the cast to exit the game one-by-one, with only the comfort one of my meals can provide.

Who will be joining me tomorrow as they join the First Boot Club? You know the drill, head to 10 to watch the show and then check back tomorrow for all the glorious deets.

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