Despite the rumours and well, the implication of our title, we are not hungry for fame. It is simply a hilarious play on the fact that we bake like mofos and are friends with hundreds upon hundreds of famous people.
That being said, there was a time we would do anything to be famous and that is where our next friend comes in.
When we were young ingenues in the early nineties, Kevin Bacon was doing the rounds for The River Wild boasting of his interconnectedness and within minutes, we were at his door pledging our undying allegiance.
After a couple of arrests for stalking and three incidents with his pet rabbits, he let us into his life, heart, home and we have been close ever since.
What says thanks for helping us out when we were younger (and obviously thank you to Stockholm syndrome, as without you we would not have many friends)?
Picture source: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon/YouTube.