If you’re reading this, my dear acquaintance Matt Chisholm was successful in kidnapping me and taking me to the jungles of Nicaragua to make the first season of Survivor NZ a success.
I’ve known Matty for the best part of a decade after mentoring him whilst he studied journalism despite being a couple of months ahead in my studies. Surprising only him, my mentorship worked and I’m proud to have watched his career flourish.
Though not proud enough to give up 40 days out of my life and cook meals in Nicaragua for the castoffs of an untested foreign series of Survivor willingly … which is where the wild accusation – who am I, Phaedra Parks – of kidnapping comes from.
Either way, I was trapped in a five star resort for over a month and cooked for this bunch of random castaways as they exited the game … and kind of enjoyed. I mean, Matt is no Probst, but I made do.
Join me every Tuesday and/or Wednesday – he kidnapped me but didn’t explain the schedule – for a culinary catch-up of Survivor NZ: Nicaragua.
Image source: TVNZ.