Turn to the left, turn to the right – my boy Karl Lagerfeld is finally free to drop by and reconnect!

Karl and I have been the goon squad since the mid-50s – he replaced me as Pierre Balmain’s assistant – and he’s coming to my town.

Beep-beep. Beep-beep.

What do I make for my dearest friend … slash fellow inspiration for the hit Bowie song?

Image source: MARTIN BUREAU/AFP/GettyImages.

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