You may not know this about me, but I am an extremely talented and important part of global pageant culture.
Like, essentially, the role of Gladys Leeman was pretty much written about me. Though minus the murder.
In any event, that is how I know this week’s guest, the bubbly and energetic Honey Boo Boo. Aka my pageant mentee.
What do I make that adequately says here does not come Honey Boo Boo, because she is here?
Image source: TLC.