My oldest and most dearest friend
and rumoured vampire Pharrell called last night to ask if he could drop by and rejuvenate after having such a busy few years. Obviously this made me very happy – feel free to clap along – and I agreed instantly.
He’ll come so far, to be fed something blah.
So let’s raise the bar and fill my plate with a star!
He’ll fill up-a his tum, I’ll be up to feed hum.
We’ll be up all night catching-up, I just can’t wait to say sup’?
(But seriously, if you have a better rhyming word for up, i’ma let you finish).
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