Well isn’t this the best fuckin’ news you’re going to hear all fuckin’ week.
I shit you not, I fuckin’ convinced me good mate Liam Gallagher to drop by and reconnect on the fuckin’ record.
While we’ve both been ‘avin a bit of a barney the last few years, I picked up the phone and told him I was fucking sick of fucking fighting and I wanted us to be fucking friends again. As such, he said fuck it, bought a fucking ticket and is fucking dropping by.
What says I fucking love our friendship and I want to get back to how we used to fucking be?
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