Make no mistakes, Kanye is not happy that it has taken 199 dates for me to finally reach out and invite him over for a catch-up.
Oh, did I mention Kanye is coming over this week?
Well he is, despite the fact that he is so offended it took so long.
“Kanye, you keen to come and help me celebrate the 200th recipe on my anthropological, online study.”
“I’m sorry Kan…”
“Imma let you finish … but Beyonce has the best personalised recipe you used to make her and you haven’t even had the decency to invite her over. In 199?”
“Imma let you finish … but you had Taylor over. Taylor?! We are feuding!”
“Imma let you finish. Ok I’m finished.”
So yeah, Kanye was not happy but he eventually agreed to turn up and help me celebrate.
What do I make to sweeten him up a bit?
Picture source: Screenshot from 2009 MTV VMAs.