Finally, the day we have all been waiting for (since December) is finally here – Survivor: Game Changers – Mamanuca Islands premieres tonight!
More important than the return of Queen SDT – Sandra obvi, not Sierra Dawn-Thomas – and the ability for llamas to once again watch the show without subtitling, the premiere marks the 500th episode of the great show.
From snakes and rats, to biting sharks, falling in fires and a whole lot of nudity, Survivor has well and truly delivered over the past 17 years and has definitely earned the giant novelty cake Probst wheels out to eat in front of the castaways during the first tribal.
(Seriously if that gets cut out of the edit like Purple Kelly, I am going scream).
So sit back and enjoy the return, knowing that I will once again be providing you with unrivalled access to the ongoings of the outgoings who become incomings to my arms in Po
Who will be joining me first (and second, on Saturday)?
Picture source: Picture source: Monty Brinton / CBS Entertainment.