Seriously, am I now the bastion of comforting reality TV losers and general C-grade promotional coverage?
Yes, the answer is obviously yes.
After kicking off my comforting coverage of Australian Survivor earlier this week, I can finally announce that my favourite henny girl RuPaul asked me to help the All Stars drag racers come to terms with their second eliminations.
As a personal friend and oft lover of all of the returning girls, I gave Ru a resounding okay and prepared to untuck and cook up in the interior illusions lounge.
Join me after the episode each Sunday as I chat with the latest casualty over a cocktail by Absolut* and a sickening supply of my gastronomic greatness.
You catch that? SUNDAY … I’ll bring back my girls.
*cocktails not included
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