Breaking news guys! No Donald Trump didn’t grab me by the pussy like the misogynistic turd that he is, my dear, dear, dearest friend Kenny Rogers called to see if I was free to catch-up and find some peace unknown.
But seriously, how adorable – my door is always open to Kenny! Back included.
However it was Doll who convinced me to gamble on winning his heart.
It didn’t lead to true love, but still gave us a couple of passionate nights and inspired us to co-write his classic song The Gambler.
So what says know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away, know when to run … culinarily speaking, of course?
Picture source: Still from a GEICO commercial.