Can you feel it – that shiver of antici … pation? Nope, it is not a venereal disease. It is the excitement of Survivor returning TODAY.
While Reddit has condemned me as a creepy murderer, the statement is only half true and I can confirm that Ghost Island is not littered with the literal ghosts of castaways that have dropped by for a chat, never to be heard of again.
So sit back, buckle in and see who will become my thirst trap and robbed goddess of the season!
Who will join me as the first boot on Survivor Saturday?
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