I mean, I turned 31 – to quote Thorgy, Aww. Jesus. Gross. – and then witnessed the oldest people on ANTM and Survivor exit their games. Then Ru added a jury, no doubt inspired by Probsty, leading to the robbery of Shangie … but then I love Trixie, and it got me feeling all confused.
One thing I wasn’t confused about, is my passionate love for the divine Jack Falahee.
What says, why don’t you celebrate your break by putting your hiat, in my us?
Image source: ABC / Shondaland.