Just when I thought I’d be back jaunting around the globe to see my friends in time for my favourite season of all – awards, obvi – that jagged little variant arrived on the scene and for another year, I’ll only be able to focus my attentions on supporting my fave reality cast-offs as they process their losses.

But don’t worry about me, it is something I love and deeply fulfils me – spiritually, emotionally and physically.

Does it help that Jonathan, Jeffrey and Nico are a trio of babes and Ru comes prepared with the Pit Crew? Sure. Is that the reason I do this civic duty? No. I just care greatly about helping contestants navigate their newfound fame and ride their coattails to renewed fame.

But enough about me, because Ru is pumping out another season of the OG Drag Race and as such, I am ready to rock. Variants be damned! Because I’m what? Triple vaccinated.

Who will be the first to sashay away as quickly as they arrived (pending a return of the Porkchop Loading Dock, obvi)? You’ll just have to check back next week for the first recap of the season.

And let me assure you, like ‘rona, it may be a new year, but I’ll still be up to my usual shit. And by shit, food with a side of smut.

But seriously, just go watch the episode – I’ve wasted enough of your time!

📷: VH1.


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