As you know – well should, I’m sure I’ve mentioned it … I got Susan Lucci inducted too – I am a Disney Legend and as part of that honour, I am required to mentor young Disney stars.
I don’t if that is a blanket rule for the legends but Walt asked me on his deathbed, so I kind of feel obliged.
After releasing dear Miley Cyrus into the wild, I was lost trying to find a replacement until Zendaya came along. As soon as I laid eyes on Z, I knew she would become my new mentee as she is the only person that possessed even half of my talent.
That isn’t a dig, it’s just that I’m amazing.
Anyway my tutelage has led to Z’s career blossoming from Disney starlet, to DWTS runner-up and more importantly a starring role in the upcoming Spider-Man movie.
While I would normally relish the opportunity to destroy someone reaching my dream – Spider-Man can shoot his web on me any day – Z is just such a sweet girl, that it makes me happy to see her succeed.
Plus, she owes 99% of it to me.
Like there is a rule to not wear white after Labour Day, I have a rule to not be sober after Halloween. Now before you get all grumpy, yes Zendaya is under 21 but she was visiting Australia so she can participate in my post-Halloween drinkstravaganza.
Particularly when it doubled as a meeting to finalise the signature cocktail for her 21st next year which we decided will be a Zendgria.
We wanted something that adequately highlighted the fruity influence I’ve had on her life but also had a depth and a richness, like her many talents.
Our decision really was a no brainer – enjoy!
Serves: 6. Lol – nope, 1.
750ml red wine aka a bottle
½ cup brandy
¼ cup cointreau
1 tbsp raw caster sugar
1 tsp cinnamon
2 cups soda water, chilled
Core and dice the apples, and add them to a large pitcher.
Slice the oranges and lemon, and add them to the pitcher.
Pour the wine, brandy and cointreau into the pitcher, sprinkle in the caster sugar and cinnamon. Stir, cover and refrigerate for a couple of hours, preferably overnight.
When you’re ready to serve, add soda water, give and quick stir and down. Greedily.