Full disclosure by the time Trump’s inauguration and Ru pulled that Runited States of America stunt, I assumed that season nine of Drag Race was cancelled and I wouldn’t be able to share these post-sashay catch-ups with you.
But it wasn’t, I can and you’re grateful. You may feel like you’re not grateful … but you are people, you are grateful.
So belt out your best Alyssa Edward’s doo-wa, block out Alaska’s meltdown, end the mourning period for the fact Detox and Katya couldn’t share the All Stars 2 crown and prepare to be served as the girls compete to snatch Bob the Drag Queen’s title, henny.
Who will be the first to sashay away and join me for a comforting meal? Check back tomorrow, okkkkr.
Image source: VH1.