Stuffed AJ Eggplantonios

Australian Survivor, Australian Survivor: Brains V Brawn II, Main, TV, TV Recap

Previously on Australian Survivor AJ was on the warpath after Myles’ plan to get rid of him failed. However after scolding him by the shore, he decided the air was clear and as such, the Postgraduates could officially be thrilled to make it to the final four together. After Myles took out a clutch immunity win, AJ’s plans for revenge were ruined. Instead, he turned his attention to getting rid of Zara. Despite her best efforts to avoid going to fire, AJ and Kaelan assured her it is her only option of surviving, as they were not turning on each other. Kaelan though, is way too sweet, and pulled her aside to teach her how to make fire. That was kind of pointless though, as Myles joined the boys to send Zara out of the game as the Fourth Place Robbed Goddess of the season.

The final three woke up on Day 46 and congratulated each other on the achievement. Kaelan told Myles that he came into the game to win, while Myles admitted he was just hoping to make the merge. Though trust and believe, he was now planning to take out final immunity and own his destiny. Kaelan told us that losing the challenge is simply not an option for him, relying on his physical and mental strength to take it out. And then deal with the bigger challenge of picking who to take to the end. Though it would likely be AJ, given he has protected him all season. AJ meanwhile was super humble, telling us that he is the reason the Brains tribe made the final four and all he needs to do to take out victory is make it to the end. And while he doesn’t back himself physically, you best bet he trusts Kaelan to win and take him to the end. While Myles was still living out his dream, he knew that the only way to make it any further was to win immunity because both of his competitors would take each other. And that fire will push him to victory.

The trio met JLP in the middle of the jungle where they would have to stand on narrow pegs with only bamboo to hold for balance. Over time the pegs would get narrower until only one remains. And that person would also cast the deciding vote to send the final person to the jury. But before we got to that, JLP brought out Myles’ bestie Ollie and ugh, they are delightful little nerds and TBH, just cast him next year because he is the cutest. AJ jumped into his bestie Nabil’s arms and, well, they should date. I ship them. While Kaelan’s mum wandered out and she is just the sweetest, and almost made him emotional. JLP then stepped in to give us some emotion, praising Kaelan for bringing joy to the show, with his mum mentioning the family have missed his joy, but know that he would be working hard like he always does.

JLP sent the loved ones off to watch from the bench as the final three took their places, with AJ running his mouth as a distraction, talking about how nothing would get him to step down. Despite wanting Kaelan to extend his record and drag him to the final tribal council. After an hour, JLP moved them to narrower pegs, this time at different heights. AJ kept trying to psych out his competition, while Kaelan was just super focused and Myles was doing lunges. AJ then started chatting up Kaelan’s mum, talking about how proud of Kaelan she should be, given he is so universally beloved. After two hours they moved to itty bitty pegs, which put them all in a world of pain and finally shut him up. Myles on the other hand whispered to himself that this is the jungle rat’s time. He and Kaelan then started bouncing themselves between different pieces of bamboo for comfort as AJ told them both that he has zero intention of stepping down and feels great. While Myles was visibly struggling, ultimately stepping down after two and a half hours.

He joined his friend on the sit-out bench as AJ assured Kaelan that he was taking him to the end, so he should just step down, as otherwise he will be betraying Myles. So, you know, this is cleaner. JLP then popped out the next two pegs, with neither of them rushing to make the transition, hoping the other dropped before they attempted it. Sadly for AJ and his long limbs, however, Kaelan just made it to the final pegs and got back in the zone. Despite the obvious pain, they made it to three hours before AJ stumbled and fell off out of nowhere, handing Kaelan final immunity. His record breaking seventh of the season. The boys all hugged and congratulated each other with AJ and Myles assuring Kaelan that his record would never be broken. Kaelan then started to break down, heartbroken to have to send one of his best friends to the jury and ending their dreams. Thankfully comforted by a warm hug from JLP and the assurance from his mum to stay strong for the last 24 hours.

We pivoted straight to tribal council where Kaelan was thankfully smiling, though admitted that while it looks like the perfect scenario, he is actually heartbroken to have to vote out one of his best friends out of the competition. Myles spoke about how proud Kaelan is of being loyal, though he has made promises to both of them and as such, he has to break it tonight. His pitch to Kaelan was that AJ is the biggest threat, while he has played a messy game and as such, he is unlikely to win votes. While AJ’s gameplay is universally respected, much to Logan and Karin’s disgust. AJ then listed out that Myles actually played a record breaking season and as such, he has a compelling case for victory and would just as easily take out an historic win.

Myles went into bat, pointing out that the jury wanted to reward the best game and that is AJ. He then mentioned they could do this all night, but ultimately, they’ve played similar games, so all Kaelan should do is make the decision with his heart. One that he can live with, and that he wants to make. Aka, taking him. Kaelan then pulled the boys aside and told them it has been killing him all day, trying to figure out but not knowing what to do. As Myles told him that whatever decision he makes is the right move, while AJ once again told him to listen to his heart. But both, thankfully, assured him that they would not hold it against him. The trio took their seats where Kaelan reiterated that both Myles and AJ mean everything to him, and right now, this is the worst day of his life.

With that Kaelan finally voted and AJ – somewhat surprisingly – became the final member of the jury, with Kaelan bursting into tears over voting him out and ugh, Kaelan is too pure for this world. As AJ arrived at Jury Villa he was a little surprised that Kaelan had the nerve to vote him out, but respected it, given he was totally winning if he made it. Right? I pulled him in for a massive hug and thanked him for making an impeccable season thanks to his chaotic gameplay. That was all it took to make him feel ok, as we sat down to honour his success as the final juror with a batch of Stuffed AJ Eggplantonios.

I’ve always had a challenging relationship with eggplant, no doubt due to the fact that I only ate it in moussaka growing up. Thankfully, this tweaked Recipetin Eats number does them justice and will have you coming back for more.

Enjoy!

Stuffed AJ Eggplantonios
Serves: 4.

Ingredients
4 eggplants
1 tbsp kosher salt
4 tbsp olive oil
2 tbsp lemon juice
1 tbsp ground coriander
1 tbsp paprika
2 tsp cumin
1 ½ tsp ground allspice
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp ground ginger
1 tsp ground turmeric
½ tsp ground cinnamon
½ tsp cayenne pepper
5 garlic cloves, minced
1 onion, diced
500g lamb mince
1 ½ tbsp tomato paste
½ cup chicken stock
yoghurt and coriander, to serve

Method
Preheat the oven to 160C and line a baking sheet.

Cut the eggplants in half and score the inside into diamonds. Rub the surface with two teaspoons of the salt and place cut side down in a colander for half an hour to dry out. 

While the eggplants sweat, combine the ground coriander, paprika, cumin, allspice, garlic powder, ginger, turmeric, cinnamon and cayenne pepper in a bowl. Remove two tablespoons to another bowl for later, and mix two tablespoons of the olive oil and the lemon juice into the main bowl.

Gently squeeze the excess liquid out of the eggplants and dry the surface with some paper towel. Rub with the wet spice mix into the cut sides, making sure to get it into the cuts. Place on a lined baking sheet and bake for 45 minutes, or until soft and caramelised.

While the eggplants are cooking, heat the remaining oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Sweat the onion and fresh garlic for a couple of minutes, or until starting to soften. Add the lamb and cook, breaking up with a wooden spoon as you go, until the meat is browned. Add the leftover spices and remaining salt, and cook for a minute, before stirring in the tomato paste and cooking off for another minute. Stir in the stock, bring to a boil and reduce heat to low and simmer until it has thickened.

To assemble, pop your eggplants on you plates. Top with some of the mince mixture, followed by a dollop of yoghurt and some fresh coriander. And then devour, like the winner that you aren’t (sorry AJ).


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Chanel Persianorex Lamb and Lentil Pilaf

Drag Race España, Drag Race España 3, Main, TV, TV Recap

Previously on Drag Race España fresh off their first challenge – and first time surviving a first episode for The MacarenaSupremme tasked her newest queens with celebrating Eurovision. In a little geography based mini challenge, followed by an epic dance challenge. After The Macarena won the mini, she was given the power to select a rival team captain as the duos built their crews. Despite Clover doing that, it was Pink Cahdora that took out the ultimate win from Team The Macarena. Meanwhile Chuchi landed in the bottom two yet again after dedicating most of her time to helping her sisters in the challenge, before she was tragically sent home by Vania.

Backstage Vanie was giddy to have survived, though heartbroken it came at the cost of Chuchi’s place in the competition. While Hornella was just thrilled to still have her bestie around. And well, Vania too was busy focusing her rage against The Macarena anyway, more than ready to send her home ASAP. Before the revenge arc could commence, the dolls praised Pink Chadora for winning the challenge particularly since nobody actually felt she had a shot in hell. With Bestiah in particular pressed that someone that can not even dance managed to take out the dance challenge, which is relatable, but probably says more about how the judges see everyone else.

The next day the mood was once again perky and camp as the top eleven stomped their way back into the Werk Room celebrating Vania as their new Lip Sync Assassin. After another shout out to Chuchi, talk turned to how hard the judges were coming for them as Supremme warned them that they needed to serve more polish if they want to make it much further. While Chanel lol’d about Pink’s moustache and the fact Visa doesn’t tuck, though seductively suggested if she tried, she would have to tape it to her shoulder. Like Yvie. Insert Jinkx reflecting on life while snorting joke, which is a perfect reference for any and all situations, TBH.

Supremme made her return to put the dolls through their paces in this week’s maxi challenge, the big, bad ball! Which this year was Celebrating Spanish Culture. And for the final category, they would stomp in something they make using traditional regional costumes as their inspiration. And since Pink won the last challenge, she was given the power to assign them. She took the Salamanca suit for herself, Chanel got the Euskadi suit, Valencia for Pakita, Madrid went to Bestiah, Extremadura for Pitita, Aragon to Hornella, Asturias to Kelly, Canary Islands went to Visa and La Rioja to The Macarena, leaving the Flamenco for Clover and Pubilla to Vania. While the first two categories would be celebrations of colour and flavours of Spain.

With that Supremme bid them adios, leaving the dolls to rifle through supplies and come up with a plan for their third outfit. Clover appeared to be having a great time, emulating the orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally while Bestiah was crapping herself. Vania meanwhile was thrilled to be playing within her wheelhouse, given she was so out of her element last week and now everyone else knows how she felt. Though Pitata was trying her best to help everyone, bless. Whether Chanel believed her intentions were pure or not. Kelly and Chanel were busy shading Pink Chadora for strategically allocating their inspiration, and while she denied it, she totally was being shady. As she should.

Supremme made a triumphant return to kiki with her daughters alongside Ana, with them loving Pink’s concept and the fact she was staying within her brand. Pitita served confidence in her skills and seemed to leave the judges wanting more, Clover meanwhile was nervous after Ana suggested making a negligee. Pakita meanwhile vowed to show off skin, whether it was appropriate for the region, assuring us that she was going to trust her instincts. The Macarena planned to serve wedding dress, using the anniversary of her father’s death to push her over the line. Visa on the other hand was thrilled to be celebrating her Mexican heritage through her look, particularly after Ana advised her on a few killer changes. Vania vowed to sell slutty icon queen of hearts, Bestiah talked around her nerves, focusing on making her aunt proud through her look. Kelly meanwhile was getting by with hot glue and a prayer and Hornella was just in her feels and hoping for the best.

Dia de eliminacion arrived with everyone exhausted after pulling an all nighter on their final looks, as Pakita suggested she was kept up by the hammering sound of sex among the girls. After nobody fessed up – despite Kelly’s awkward face – Visa admitted she was shocked by how difficult the challenge was, always assuming it just looked horrible on TV, but was actually fine. While Pitita whipped out a headlamp and confused the hell out of each and every one of them. Clover meanwhile was disappointed in her look – those damn flamenco ruffles – though vowed to sell it to avoid the lip sync. As the dolls split up to beat their mugs, Hornella checked in with The Macarena who opened up about being quiet since her return to the competition due to the fact she is in recovery and how the shame made it difficult for her to open up to others.

Supremme, Ana y los Javis were joined by Palomo Spain as Pakita opened the Colores runway in a stunning shade of green in honour of Carmina. Hornella was camp, lace-hatted patchwork perfection, Pink Chadora served white thistle glam, Vania was a shimmering red sun and Chanel served lamp, oil and curtains. The Macarena was a glamorous blooming bride, Clover was the sexier bride, paying homage to the Cuban flag, Pitita was a frilly, red delight, Kelly gave shimmering power politician, Visa stole the show as a sexy corn queen and Bestiah gave highlighter, transformer realness. 

When it came to the Sabores runway, Pakita gave a sexy fried egg dame, Hornella served shrimp realness with the coolest, camp wig I’ve ever seen, Pink served red wine – swoon – Vania gave a sexy Suzy Caramel, Chanel served sinner strawberry with an iconic cake wig reveal, The Macarena continued in the slutty ways, this time making it sea urchin. Clover meanwhile gave us glam honey coated nuts, Pitita gave burlesque croquettes before revealing a stunning calamari, Kelly served milk maid realness – which feels right – Visa served spicy chilli before Bestiah stole the category as a gorgeous Chupa Chupa headed sugary delight.

Closing out the show in their looks in honour of the Regiones, Pakita gave sexy mediaeval queen, Hornella was a fringed delight, Pink Chadora served ‘80s Madonna, though called it 90s. Vania meanwhile gave regal camp, Chanel gave Sailor Moon/Gem villain cosplay, The Macarena served grieving old widow, Clover was a power puff delight – spotted, frilled and perfect – before Pitita stole the show in a stunning, architectural look, though erred close to the source material. Kelly Roller also appeared to be inspired by ‘80s rock chicks, Visa was stunning draped in fabric, showing all the skin, before Bestiah closed the ball with an avant garde look which only further cements her as the frontrunner.

After thanking the dolls for stepping their pussies up, Supremme sent Pink, Vania, The Macarena, Visa and Hornella to safety before helping Pakita with all the praise for serving three, perfect, fully realised looks that were each oh so different. Chanel on the other hand was read for giving messy, ill fitting looks and well, it was as brutal as it sounds, and I would argue, nowhere near as bad as the judges made out. Pitita too was heaped with praise for all that she gave before Clover, for some reason, was read for not giving enough in the looks she brought from home and for giving no variety. Kelly was read for paying no attention to detail before Bestiah rounded out the top, thanked for giving perfection once again.

Backstage the safe girls were breathing a sigh of relief to have made it past the ball, with everyone quietly laughing about The Macarena questioning why she was safe. The tops and bottoms joined with the girls pointing out the win is definitely between Patitia and Pakita, while Bestiah was just gagged to be in the top yet again despite her lack of sewing skills. Kelly essentially treated the kiki as a farewell to the girls, knowing she will be lip syncing while Chanel was heartbroken to clearly be in the bottom with her, given she felt she gave something different each time.

Ultimately it was Pitita who took out the win as Pakita and Bestiah were sent to safety as lovely first and second alternates. At the other end of the pack Clover was rightly saved from the lip sync, leaving Kelly Roller and Chanel Anorex to battle to safety. To the Spanish language version of Christina Aguilera’s Genio Atrapado, so yeah, it was a bop AND a show. Chanel was flashing the dolls, Kelly was cartwheeling in skates and while it was messy, it was FUN. And as such, I was heartbroken that both the zaddies didn’t survive and poor Chanel Anorex was felled from the competition.

As she arrived backstage, I quickly pulled Chanel in for a massive hug and assured her that despite being an early out, she easily showcased how much of a sickening queen she is. And well, since she is hot, she will always be a robbed goddess, which is honestly the best you can hope for sometimes. While that didn’t immediately pull her out of her disappointment, after smashing some Chanel Persianorex Lamb and Lentil Pilaf, she quickly rallied, ready for her shot to return to the competition.


This glorious little fusion dish is one of those God-level mid-week meals. Quick and easy, yet hearty and warming, the spiced lamb pairs perfectly with the pilaf to perk up any and all bleak days.

Enjoy!


Chanel Persianorex Lamb and Lentil Pilaf

Serves: 4.

Ingredients
olive oil
1 onion, diced
4 garlic cloves, minced
400g canned lentils, drained and rinsed
½ cauliflower head, cut into florets
1L chicken stock
300g basmati rice
500g lamb mince
2 tbsp Moroccan seasoning
salt and pepper, to taste
1 cup Greek yoghurt
¼ cup mint leaves, roughly chopped
¼ cup slivered almonds, toasted

Method
Heat a lug of oil in a large saucepan over medium heat and sweat the onion and garlic for about 5 minutes, or until soft. Add the rice and cook, stirring, for a further minute to coat. Slowly pour in the stock, cauliflower and lentils, and bring to the boil. Reduce heat to low, cover and cook for 10 minutes, or until the rice is tender and the liquid absorbed.

While that is cooking, heat a lug of oil in a skillet over medium heat and cook the lamb and Moroccan seasoning, breaking up lumps with a wooden spoon, for 5 minutes or so, or until cooked through. Remove from the heat and season.

Finally, combine the yoghurt and mint in a bowl with a good whack of salt and pepper.

To serve, divide the pilaf between four bowls, top with the lamb followed by a good dollop of minted yoghurt and a sprinkle of almonds. Then devour, like a zaddy.


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