Although we are putting on a delicious Christmas spread for her, Kenny Jenner actually really owes us one.
Kendall, or Kenny as she goes by with her inner circle, had the honour of featuring on the Victoria’s Secret runway this year. Did she look amazing? Yes. Did she deserve the opportunity to strut her stuff? Totally. Would she have gotten there without us? No way!
You see, Victoria’s Secret had been positioning our nemesis Ariana Grande to take one of the esteemed runway spots this year. Ariana was invited to perform at the 2014 show as a primer for a walking gig in 2015 – a spot Kenny was desperately coveting. As we had insider goss, we came up with a plan so beautiful the likes of it hadn’t been seen since Fabio copped a goose to the face (also our doing).
You guessed it – we got that bitch wing-slapped. Let’s be honest, no-one wants this face sauntering down the runway. Kenny was officially in for 2015!
While we haven’t decided how she can repay us just yet, it is the season of giving and it is high time to gift Kenny with our glorious presence again.
Rumball Jenner is the perfect Christmas snack to share with one of the ballsiest bitches around!
250g marie biscuits
1 x 395g can sweetened condensed milk
4 tbsp unsweetened dutch cocoa
2 tbsp rum
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 cup coconut, divided in half
In a food processor, process marie biscuits until fine crumbs form. Add cocoa and half of coconut and pulse until just combined. Tip mixture into a large bowl.
Add rum, sweetened condensed milk and vanilla extract to dry mixture and stir until combined.
Roll heaped tablespoons of mixture into balls and roll in extra coconut. Refrigerate until firm.