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Benny with the good hair

Golden Globe Gold, Grammy Gold: Goldenade, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

2018 has already felt like a marathon effort, what with me counting down to RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, my first ever Golden Globe Gold celebration, getting all up in Schitt’s Creek, honouring the 20th anniversary of Dawson’s Creek and Tyra berating slash begging me to cover America’s Next Top Model. But there is still one more mega-week to go before the Oscars.

Yas bish, it’s time for my annual Grammy Gold party.

Will this be the year my girl Carrie finally gets a major award? The answer is, obvi, James Corden better bloody hope so.

On that menacing note, welcome to this year’s triumphant Grammy Gold: Goldenade.

Who will be joining me tomorrow? Let’s just say, I have a feeling it is going to make me so emotional …

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Wanna be on top?

America's Next Top Model, America's Next Top Model 24, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Shit Ben says to his dates for $2000, Alex?

*Pause for applause, laughter and hushed can-you-believe-he-said-its*

After much deliberation and a verbal beat-down from my girl Ty-Ty, I have agreed to use my powers of time-travel for good and head back to the filming of ANTM cycle 24 to sooth the pain of failing at panel.

Join me Saturday – but usually Friday – as I whip up a model-meal for the first one bumped …

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I don’t want to wait

Dawson's Creek 20th Anniversary, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Next Saturday marks 20 years – yes, 20 – since the great Dawson’s Creek premiered.

Just let that sink in for a bit. Twenty, damn, years.

While January is starting to feel like a marathon of dates what with the inaugural Golden Globe Gold celebration, followed by a week honouring the return of Schitt’s Creek, one simply can’t ignore the 20th anniversary of Dawson’s Creek.

So open up your morning light, and say a little prayer for I. You know that if we are to stay alive. Then see the love in every eye.

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Gettin’ all up in Schitt’s Creek

All up in Schitt's Creek Week, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

If ever there was a show that I related to on a deep and personal level, it is the divine Schitt’s Creek.

I don’t know whether it is my hebraic face, my disgust for literally everything or the fact that I would totally buy a town as a joke if I had the money.

Whatever it is, Schitt’s Creek is making its triumphant return to the (Canadian) airwaves this week and as such, I’m going to honour its majesty with a celebration. Huzzah!

Are you ready to get all up in Schitt’s Creek with me and the cast?

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All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up

Golden Globe Gold, Golden Globe Gold: Goldhood, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Despite the fact I’ve prided myself on celebrating only the most prestigious award ceremonies – hello EGOT-ville – it was becoming a matter of cutting off my nose to spite my face, as it meant I am missing out on attending slash honouring the booziest and therefore the best awards show, the Golden Globes.

In 2018 however, that will change. #newyearnewme, you know?

So grab you fourth best awards show gown and buckle in for the rowdiest show that even gives The CW a chance at victory!

Join us tomorrow as we kick off Golden Globe Gold: Goldhood …

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12 days of Festivus, for the rest of us

12 days of Festivus for the rest of us, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

Get out your longest, hardest pole and prepare to air some grievances because Festivus is almost here!

Yes, that’s right – after surviving Christmas in 2014, checking in with the Kardashians in 2015 and celebrating everything hybrid with Chrismukkah last year, we’ve decided to mark this year’s festive season by celebrating nothing.

Join us tomorrow as we kick off our countdown to Christmas with the stars of the greatest show of all time Seinfeld.

Welcome to the 12 days of Festivus, for the rest of us.

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Splendour en espanol

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I know that Christmas is the time of comfort and joy, or the tidings thereof at the very least, but I have to admit my dear friend Sylvia Jeffrey’s behaviour had me feeling neither over the last week.

You see, while me and all of our Queensland mates were deep in election fever last weekend, I discovered that she was flaunting her friendship with my ex Curt – yes, Curtis ma’ fuckin’ Stone – on Christmas with the Australian Women’s Weekly.

Given that we met during a make-up class of UQ’s SPAN1020 after attending 2006’s Splendour in the Grass, I expected her loyalty would fall to me in the break-up. Emotionally broken, I picked up the phone and screamed down the line at my dear friend Syl that – in the words of the wise Sue Hawk – I felt violated, humiliated and totally spent Jeff … reys.

I cried, I sobbed and I successfully guilted her into a date to reconnect. What says, while I’m proud of everything you’ve achieved since uni, I can’t believe you’d work with Curt after the way he broke my heart?

Soy embarazado, entonces ¡ que divertido !

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Lost Boy

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Given the fact the time machine is still out of the garage for last week’s Thanksgiving celebrations, I decided to take it out for another spin and spend some time with my dear friend Corey Haim.

Oy, Corey, how you break my heart.

I first met Cor in the ‘80s on the set of The Lost Boys. Annelie and I were a part of Jamie Gertz’s entourage at the time, and as is oft the case, we quickly befriended Corey.

With the other Corey – Feldman – going public with Cors’ abuse, I was really feeling the need to connect with him and make sure everything was ok. What says, I love you and please protect yourself as much as possible?

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The golden age of giving thanks

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Thankgiving for being a friend

While it feels like only a couple of days since we finished up celebrating Ab Fab’s 25th Birthday – because it was – we’re doubling down in honour of Thanksgiving.

Yep – we’re throwing a party and inviting everyone we (care to) know. And they will see, the biggest gift will be from me and the place-card attached will say … I give thanks for being a friend.

That’s right, I’m pulling the time machine out of storage – again in Bea’s case – packing up my resort wear and travelling down the road and back again to celebrate Thanksgiving on the lanai with The Golden Girls.

Controversially, cheesecake is not included. Though I promise, it is a Thanksgiving not to be missed.

I mean, it’s THE Golden Girls for f&^ksakes.

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