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How to get away with murdering my, well …

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Lions, tigers, the boots of oldies and the robbing of a queen – oh my! The last week has been rough, TBH.

I mean, I turned 31 – to quote Thorgy, Aww. Jesus. Gross. – and then witnessed the oldest people on ANTM and Survivor exit their games. Then Ru added a jury, no doubt inspired by Probsty, leading to the robbery of Shangie … but then I love Trixie, and it got me feeling all confused.

One thing I wasn’t confused about, is my passionate love for the divine Jack Falahee.

What says, why don’t you celebrate your break by putting your hiat, in my us?

Image source: ABC / Shondaland.

 

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The Last Waltz

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If there are two things I love in the world, they are old people and Eurovision. And thankfully my dear friend Engelbert Humperdinck is hella old and was a contestant in the greatest song competition in the universe.

I mean, sure, he bombed pretty horrifically in the final but against all odds, I stuck by him and vowed to rehab his career.

What says, I think you’re almost ready for a second go at the crown? Almost.

Image source: Unknown.

 

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Heel bluey

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Name a town more riddled with crime and corruption, particularly on a per capita basis, than the (thankfully fictional) Mt. Thomas. You can’t, can you?

Anywho, Blue Heelers is one of the best shows to ever exist, ever. Fact. If only for giving the world Maggie Doyle, and me, my dear friend Grant Bowler.

What says I’m glad Blue was your launching pad to hosting 90% of Australian versions of reality TV series?

Image source: Channel 7.

 

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Ghosts of Survivor past

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Can you feel it – that shiver of antici … pation? Nope, it is not a venereal disease. It is the excitement of Survivor returning TODAY.

While Reddit has condemned me as a creepy murderer, the statement is only half true and I can confirm that Ghost Island is not littered with the literal ghosts of castaways that have dropped by for a chat, never to be heard of again.

So sit back, buckle in and see who will become my thirst trap and robbed goddess of the season!

Who will join me as the first boot on Survivor Saturday?

Image source: CBS.

 

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Oscar Gold XC: The Goldfather

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Stop the presses, shaping water and writing aggressive yet deserved messages to the police on billboards because it is finally OSCARS TIME!

Once again, we’re celebrating all things celluloid and counting down to hollywood’s night of nights. Maybe Kimmel will even be able to stop my sabotage before another viral La La Land v. Moonlight, Steve Harvey moment.

So don ye Kirks, pull your (shit) threads, pack your delicious(ly special) peaches, spread your lady bird wings and get out of your house and over to the party. Because this year’s Oscar Gold is a party you can’t refuse.

Welcome to Oscar Gold XC: The Goldfather!

Image source: ABC / The Academy.

 

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Ooooga chucka, dancing baby etc.

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Now I know I only caught up with my girl P de Rossi less than a year ago, but with Mardi Gras in Sydney and the Winter Olympians, I am really loving my community ATM – Adam Rippon, yasss … and Gus Kenworthy kissing his boyfy post ski AND Eric Rutherford slaying, is making me hella proud – so thought nothing of it, to have her drop by again.

Plus … I did make her wait over two and a half years before getting her on this patch of cyberspace, so I owed her a second round.

What says I am desperately hoping for your return in Santa Clarita Diet … and I’m willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done?

Emphasis on whatever.

Image source: Netflix.

 

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My love bomb, about to explode

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Ah, Nico. Nico. Nico, Nico, Nico. How I love thee, my dear Nico.

I’ve known Nico for close to ten years, after meeting on the set of The Beautiful Life through my friends Corbs and Mish. To say the deep sexual attraction was instant, is an understatement.

After the tragic felling of our mutual friend Milk on RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3, I was feeling sooo emotional – am I right, Sash? – so called Nico to see if he wanted to reconnect.

“Oh Ben, I’d love to spend Valentine’s with you,” he giddily screamed into the phone.

“I’m on the next plane, I won’t need to pack much … I can’t wait.”

He then sent me this picture.

Well this should be a fun week, I guess …

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Call Ne By Your Name

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I’m still in that awkward post-Grammy, pre-Oscar phase where only the Super Bowl and random Guild Awards can sustain the glitterati.

Tragically though, the Super Bowl means that we’re without our recommended weekly intake of peaches … so I picked up a phone and gave favourite Atlantan slash the second juiciest peach in the world, Nene Leakes, a call to reconnect.

What says, I love you, I miss you … and I desperately want to know this season’s tea? That Sheree spilt, obvi

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Once in a blue moon

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Good news – this week is reverting back to our regularly scheduled programming (aka, no more celebratory weeks until the Oscars).

That being said, programming may be back to normal however the lunar cycles are not, with a super rare, super blue blood moon arriving this Wednesday. Between that and the fact we just marked Australia Day – which should definitely be changed, FYI – I realised there was only one friend I could call to drop by.

Moon face himself, my dear friend Bert Newton.

What says I love you, you’re an icon (you look like Linda Evangelista, did you stone those tights yourself) and I’d love to celebrate you … still being alive?

Image source: Unknown, but highly likely TV Week.

 

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